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January 19th, 2019

world's greatest drink if you ask me


December 8th, 2018

I was busy moving to hollywood so we couldn't record this week, here's a banger patreon from last month to tide you freaks over

Let me die

November 29th, 2018

god cannot be good 

wet dream demons

November 19th, 2018

demons are real I have proof donate to the patreon



Overlord sucked (xxx occult dub refix)

November 11th, 2018

In this episode I teach ryan and hannah how to live good lives by sucking 

halloween 666 boyz

October 31st, 2018

life sucks ass

aaron brooks emergency episode (xxx lanalax corp. edition)

October 22nd, 2018

this is a hot one with aaron brooks from the lanalax corporation



free bonus death (lazy boy director’s cut)

October 16th, 2018

We get into it on this one. Is winnie the pooh black? Which one of the Blue Collar Comedy Boys is the least funny? in-house guest ryan cownie returns

this was previously a patreon only episode, but due to computer issues, we were unable to record this week, so I'm releasing it for free.

If you wanna support the show and listen to the newest episode, throw us some coin:


I forgot we had a podcast (evil lies and devilry edition, the triple 6 remix)

October 8th, 2018

Ryan came over and we just talked shit. The episodes have been bad lately in my opinion and I think it's because I'm broke and sad. 


A new bonus is gonna be up later today or tomorrow at

Jt kelley (xx the episode they don’t want you to hear edition xx)

October 1st, 2018

Austin bad boy/roadie/mixologist/festival producer/criminal/communist/comedian Jt Kelley is in town for a bit so I had to have my boy on the podcast. 
He had a video go viral of him bartending badly at a friend's wedding, follow him at @jtsmelly.
We also talk about what kind of lecherous old men we'll be when we get old as well as a buncha la and austin bullshit